Getting Herpes

时间：2006-08-30 06:18:34

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A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string1.
He enters a whorehouse and approaches2 the madam.

"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy.
"Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam.
The little boy places a $100 bill in the madam's hand.
"One lady coming up." says the madam.

"And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy.
"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean."
The little boy pulls out another $100 bill and gives it to the madam.
"One dirty girl, coming up," she says.

The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed3 blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?"

The little boy looks the madam straight in the eye and says, "It's like this lady... When I get home the babysitter4's going to be there and I'm gonna ***** her and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my mom and dad come home, my dad's going to take the babysitter home and ***** her and HE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my dad gets home, he's going to ***** my mom and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then about 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, the mailman's going to show up at my house and ***** my mom and HE'S THE ONE THAT KILLED MY ***** FROG!"
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1 string OtKwc     
n.细绳，线，字符串，索，带子；一串，一行，一列；v.缚，扎，穿，串起，排成一列
参考例句：
  • It's a piece of string.这是一根绳子。
  • I need a ball of string.我需要一团线。
2 approaches eaf0e0df2fdef730afe3cc9ee73f0439     
n.（处理问题、完成任务的）方法( approach的名词复数 )；近似（值）v.接近，走近，靠近( approach的第三人称单数 )；（在性质、数量、质量、情形、时间等方面）近似；接洽；使移近
参考例句：
  • The two approaches are fundamentally different. 这两个处理方法完全不同。
  • He approaches to the character of the ablest statesman. 他具有近乎最能干的政治家的品质。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 endowed fff08733a9f1b1072ff33b16f4019b3b     
捐钱( endow的过去式和过去分词 )； 捐赠； 资助； 使（某人）天生具有（好资质、能力等）
参考例句：
  • The cross is endowed with a special meaning for Christians. 对基督教徒来说，十字架被赋予了特殊意义。
  • The rich businessman endowed the hospital with half his fortune. 这位富商把他的一半财产捐赠给那所医院。
4 babysitter c0f49b962a1b05f9b7907bd3b038212c     
n.临时照顾幼儿者
参考例句：
  • I can't find a babysitter for tonight. 我找不到人今天晚上帮我看小孩。
  • The babysitter was in charge of the kids while the parents were out. 保姆在父母不在家的时候，负责照顾孩子们。 来自辞典例句

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