Have a Lemon

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession¹. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate² love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse³ me of my sins?"

The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

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