Cheese Sandwich

时间：2007-03-12 02:49:46

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-

Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50
Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50
Hand Job: ?10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons1 to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires2 with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your bloody3 hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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1 beckons 93df57d1c556d8200ecaa1eec7828aa1     
v.（用头或手的动作）示意，召唤( beckon的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
  • He sent his ships wherever profit beckons. 他将船队派往赢利的那些地方。 来自辞典例句
  • I believe history beckons again. 我认为现在历史又在召唤了。 来自辞典例句
2 enquires 82dfe3eb42e390810f38a6a7eac0c955     
打听( enquire的第三人称单数 )； 询问； 问问题； 查问
参考例句：
  • I should make a few discreet enquires about the firm before you sign anything. 我应该先审慎打探一下这家公司的底细，然后您再签字。
  • They enjoy popularity among our customers and the customers make enquires ceaseless. 在客户中受到极大欢迎，并且需求不断。
3 bloody kWHza     
adj.非常的的；流血的；残忍的；adv.很；vt.血染
参考例句：
  • He got a bloody nose in the fight.他在打斗中被打得鼻子流血。
  • He is a bloody fool.他是一个十足的笨蛋。

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