Joke: Birds On A Penis

Mrs. Cohen, Mrs. Levy¹, and Mrs. Lefkovitz are discussing their sons. Mrs Cohen says, "Now my Sheldon, what a man! A world famous lawyer, he is, with big shot clients, a mansion² in Beverly Hills, a summer home in Hawaii. He has a beautiful wife, and everything a man could want in the world. "Mrs. Levy says, "That's nice. Lemmie tell you about my son Johnathan. He is a doctor, a world-famous researcher. He travels across the world on conferences, talks, lectures. He was nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine. What a man!"Mrs. Lefkowitz says, "My Hershel, he's an engineer. Now, he makes maybe $35,000 a year, and he's not famous. But his Pee Pee is so long, you can line up ten pigeons in a row on it."The ladies sip³ their tea for a while. Then, Mrs. Cohen says, "Actually, I got a confession⁴ to make. Sheldon's an up-and-coming lawyer in Los Angeles, but he doesn't have a mansion or a summer home. He's a bright young man with a good future."Mrs. Levy says: "Well, I got a confession too. Johnathan is a good doctor, and he got his share of scholarships, but a Nobel prizewinner, he isn't." They all look expectantly at Mrs. Lefkowitz."Well, all right, I'll tell the truth too. The last bird gotta stand on one leg."