Three dogs

时间：2007-02-10 01:22:35

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It was a dismal¹ day, and at the local vets² surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there.

The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he had chewed the master's favorite slippers³ once too often , and was going to be put to sleep for the deed.

The second dog (a Yorkshire terrier) told a similar story about a new suite⁴ of furniture. He too was to be put to sleep.

"What about you, what's your story?" said the poodle to the third dog, which happened to be a very large German Shepherd .

The German Shepherd proceeded to tell his story.

"My story starts when my pretty young mistress was taking a shower with the bathroom door open, and on seeing her in this state of undress, I barked very loudly. Startled, she then dropped the soap, and bent⁵ down to pick it up. Well, I don't know what came over me, but I could not control my sexual urges."

"I suppose you are going to be destroyed?" said the poodle.

"No" said the german Shepard. "I am in to have my claws clipped!"

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1 dismal
adj.阴沉的，凄凉的，令人忧郁的，差劲的
参考例句：
That is a rather dismal melody.那是一支相当忧郁的歌曲。 My prospects of returning to a suitable job are dismal.我重新找到一个合适的工作岗位的希望很渺茫。

2 vets
abbr.veterans （复数）老手，退伍军人；veterinaries （复数）兽医n.兽医( vet的名词复数 )；老兵；退伍军人；兽医诊所v.审查（某人过去的记录、资格等）( vet的第三人称单数 )；调查；检查；诊疗
参考例句：
I helped train many young vets and veterinary nurses too. 我还帮助培训了许多年青的兽医和护士。来自互联网 In fact, we've expanded mental health counseling and services for our vets. 实际上，我们已经扩大了退伍军人的心理健康咨询和服务。来自互联网

3 slippers
n. 拖鞋
参考例句：
a pair of slippers 一双拖鞋 He kicked his slippers off and dropped on to the bed. 他踢掉了拖鞋，倒在床上。

4 suite
n.一套(家具)；套房；随从人员
参考例句：
She has a suite of rooms in the hotel.她在那家旅馆有一套房间。 That is a nice suite of furniture.那套家具很不错。

5 bent
n.爱好，癖好；adj.弯的；决心的，一心的
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He was fully bent upon the project.他一心扑在这项计划上。 We bent over backward to help them.我们尽了最大努力帮助他们。