Dog Day Afternoon

A guy walks into a bar¹ and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss² fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing³ my best friend."The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?" The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?' The guy says, 'I said BAD DOG!'