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• 1.All in here
• The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friend...
• 2.Fast Asleep
• Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep（熟睡的） . Rather than w...
• 3.An old woman went to a supermarket
• An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu, and because she was old, her spine gave ...
• 4.Good Intentions
• One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your fathe...
• 5.Who's carrying the bags
• My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Gu...
• 6.Let the chicken live
• I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to re...
• 7.A drunk 醉汉
• A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal! he cried out...
• 8.He is really somebody 他真是一个大人物
• -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是...
• 9.Advice for "Kid" 忠告“年轻者”
• A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So w...
• 10.I never laid an egg 我从来不会下蛋
• Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself. Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my he...