文章列表

• 1.Allergy 过敏性反应
• A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed and sneezed and blew his nose almost constantly. Finally the speaker was una...
• 2.A Regimen 养生之道
• An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health. The doctor looked him up thoroughly, and then ...
• 3.A Pretentious Scholar 自命不凡的学者
• A pretentious（自命不凡的） scholar was keen to show off. One day when he was being rowed across a stream, he asked the boatman: Do you understand phi...
• 4.It was unnecessary 没有必要
• A man stopped at a place where a subscription（捐献） was being raised for the purpose of fencing the cemetery（墓地） . A lot of people had made a do...
• 5.An incompetent Lawyer 不称职的律师
• A lawyer was examining a suspect to check whether he was mentally ill. Who was our first president? asked the lawyer. The suspect answered, Washington...
• 6.The most wanted autograph 最想要的签名
• Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why? As expected...
• 7.Taking attendance 点名
• On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading...
• 8.死亡讣告
• The phone rang in the obituary（讣告） department of the local newspaper. How much does it cost to have an obituary printed? asked the woman. It's fiv...
• 9.It might be the light
• Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the del...
• 10.I want a day off 想请一天假
• Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to h...