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• 1.Three days to live 只能再活三天
• One day, a professor asked his students: If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do? Student A: I want to stay with my girl f...
• 2.Civil rights 公民权利
• On the first day of an American history class, the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to na...
• 3.他游不过大西洋
• An American visiting Scotland met a shepherd with a beautiful sheep dog. The American offered the owner $50 for the dog ,but the shepherd refused. I c...
• 4.Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片
• A businessman enters a tavern（酒馆，客栈） , sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks in...
• 5.Endearing terms
• Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Lov...
• 6.Are you a normal person?
• During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, What is the criterion（标准） that defines a patient to be institutionalized? Well....
• 7.Keys? Kiss?
• A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of ...
• 8.Who is he waiting for 他在等谁
• Two friends were having lunch at a caf in new York's Grand Central Terminal. They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress...
• 9.A white lie 善意的谎言
• A middle-aged couple went to the gallery. The wife who was nearsighted, stood in front of a mirror at the entrance, which she thought that it was a pi...
• 10.The Horse can talk 马会说话
• A man was reading a newspaper at a table, when his wife suddenly came to him and hit him on the back. The man was very surprised and asked: Why do you...