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• 1.Where's the bread I ask 我让你拿的面包呢
• Sam was near the end of his long life. His children stood by the bed, and they were waiting to hear his last words. Finally, he said, My children, you...
• 2.Tightwad 吝啬鬼
• Joe Schmidt, although very wealthy, was a tightwad. One day he and his wife wanted to take a spin in an airplane over the city of New York. The pilot ...
• 3.He mead his own lunch 午饭是他自个做的
• An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building. The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, Corn...
• 4.I didn't do it 我什么也没做
• One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas. When he opened th...
• 5.You forget again 你又忘了
• An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong...
• 6.吾欲与狗试比高
• A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. I can hardly beli...
• 7.That chicken was delicious 那只鸡实在是美味啊
• There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. Son 1 bought her a 15-room...
• 8.Settle down and settle up 一字之差
• When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said, Why don't you st...
• 9.To Drum Up Business 招揽生意
• A man accidentally slipped on a banana peel（香蕉皮） and performed a very funny fall. He was not hurt, but had his dignity somewhat ruffled. When he ...
• 10.Giving Degrees 授予学位
• Woodrow Wilson disapproved very strongly of indiscriminate（无差别的） giving of honorary degrees when he was president of Princeton University. He sa...