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• 1.Going to Las Vegas
• A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. Where the hell do you think you're going? he says. I'm going to La...
• 2.Crotchless panties
• One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the ...
• 3.Legs in the air
• One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put ...
• 4.Nude beach
• A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his s...
• 5.Stupid
• A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, What the hell are you two doing? His wife turns to...
• 6.Hair in my spaghetti
• Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian r...
• 7.The Big Bad Wolf
• Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or els...
• 8.As horny as hell
• A guy is horny a hell - but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says I'm sorry, bu...
• 9.What's for dinner
• A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it i...
• 10.Playing magic
• A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, You want to play 'Magic'? She says, What's that? He says, We go to my house and have sex and then you disap...