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• 1.Please Sew a Jacket on the Button
• Mrs Turner lives in a small town. Her husband died in a traffic accident and left her little money. She was hungry and lived a cold room in winter. A ...
• 2.You vs. Your Boss
• When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do ...
• 3.The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
• Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Pos...
• 4.The Naming of Things
• Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that...
• 5.Ten O'Clock Tee Time
• A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting ...
• 6.$800 He Owes Me
• A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ru...
• 7.Blind Man
• Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on...
• 8.Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge
• A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, Th...
• 9.Anniversary Mistake
• Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the drivew...
• 10.You Do The Math
• ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregna...