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• 1.Three Men in a Boat 三人同舟
• Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They ba...
• 2.What a big deal 我是来装电话的
• What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer offi...
• 3.How do I get the gum out 怎么把口香糖取出来呢
• How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane ...
• 4.Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚镍币
• Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upsi...
• 5.The Same Duties 相同的职责
• The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading...
• 6.Class, Lass and Ass 班级、情人和蠢驴
• Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Profe...
• 7.My dog can't read
• Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my ...
• 8.How could anyone stoop so low?
• Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his ...
• 9.A dollar per point
• A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over th...
• 10.The Looney Bin 疯人院
• The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said...