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• 1.Old Hooker
• After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers. En route, he bumps into Judge Graham...
• 2.Mars trip
• NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked ho...
• 3.Smart dog
• A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together an...
• 4.Singles Bar
• A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lo...
• 5.Assholes!
• A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, All Lawyers are ASSHOLES! A man at the front of the bar stands up and says Hey! I resent that! So the first ma...
• 6.Goose vs duck
• What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his ass. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Curtis...
• 7.Anytime, anywhere
• A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, Hi there, how's it going to...
• 8.Lawyer & sperm
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman...
• 9.Wrong place
• An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, Wait a second! You're in the wrong place! Beat it! So, the...
• 10.Lawyer vs goose
• Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo...