Blind Man

时间：2014-12-09 03:20:02

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Two nuns1 are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. 
 
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude2. 
 
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. 
 
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug3, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
 
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

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1 nuns ce03d5da0bb9bc79f7cd2b229ef14d4a     
n.（通常指基督教的）修女， （佛教的）尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
2 nude CHLxF     
adj.裸体的；n.裸体者，裸体艺术品
参考例句：
  • It's a painting of the Duchess of Alba in the nude.这是一幅阿尔巴公爵夫人的裸体肖像画。
  • She doesn't like nude swimming.她不喜欢裸泳。
3 shrug Ry3w5     
v.耸肩(表示怀疑、冷漠、不知等)
参考例句：
  • With a shrug,he went out of the room.他耸一下肩，走出了房间。
  • I admire the way she is able to shrug off unfair criticism.我很佩服她能对错误的批评意见不予理会。

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