A very simple operation 一个简单的手术

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

 

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

 

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

 

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

 

"She was talking to the damn¹ doctor!"

 

一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。

 

“发生了什么？”有人问他。

 

男士回答道：“我听见护士说，‘这只是一个简单的手术。不用担心，我相信不会出问题的。’”

 

“她这样做是想让你感到安心啊，有什么好害怕的？”

 

“可她是在对那该死的手术医生说！”

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