Bug on Windshield

时间：2012-05-09 02:18:20

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A man and his wife1 are driving down the highway  having a fight2 over the  husband3 sleeping with another woman.

The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the man's penis and throws it out the window. The penis splats onto4 the windshield（挡风玻璃） of  the car that is following5 and rolls6 off7. The 14 year old girl riding with her dad says "What was8 that Dad?" The father says "It was just a bug9, honey10".

The daughter replies11 "Wow Dad, that bug sure had12 a big dick".  


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1 wife IgdwQ     
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
  • She is my wife.她是我妻子。
  • He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
2 fight Ok0xH     
n.打架，战斗，斗志；v.对抗，打架
参考例句：
  • We are ready to fight again.我们再度准备好战斗。
  • I'll fight with you.我会和你并肩作战。
3 husband LbBxv     
n.丈夫
参考例句：
  • My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
  • I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
4 onto SIyxG     
prep.到…之上；向…之上
参考例句：
  • The cat jumped onto the chair.猫跳到椅子上。
  • He threw himself onto the sofa.他猛然坐到沙发上。
5 following JsSznr     
n.下列各项，部下，党羽；aaj.下列的，其次的；vbl.跟随
参考例句：
  • The following is the full text.全文如下。
  • Answer the following questions.回答下列问题。
6 rolls eb2ef145c0fcad44dbb4ed26aad1527d     
n.名册( roll的名词复数 )；滚翻v.（使）打滚( roll的第三人称单数 )；（使）转动；卷；把…卷成筒状
参考例句：
  • This is the Rolls-Royce of canoes. 这是独木舟中的极品。
  • The wheel of history rolls forward with an irresistible force. 历史车轮滚滚向前，势不可挡。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
7 off 7Ilxf     
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
  • You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
  • I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。
8 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
9 bug 5skzf     
n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器
参考例句：
  • There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
  • The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。
10 honey Mc2xd     
n.蜂蜜，甜蜜，爱人；adj.蜂蜜似的，甜蜜的，甘美的；vt.加蜜使甜
参考例句：
  • Honey is very sweet.蜂蜜很甜。
  • That car is a honey.那辆轿车是个宝贝。
11 replies 30d6d9cf8c5a7fc1520d8f28185c60a2     
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说
12 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

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