(单词翻译:单击)
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire2 medical condition or an immediate3 family member's death.
One smart ass1, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion4?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided5, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人 | |
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dire
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adj.可怕的,悲惨的,阴惨的,极端的 | |
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immediate
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adj.立即的;直接的,最接近的;紧靠的 | |
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exhaustion
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n.耗尽枯竭,疲惫,筋疲力尽,竭尽,详尽无遗的论述 | |
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subsided
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v.(土地)下陷(因在地下采矿)( subside的过去式和过去分词 );减弱;下降至较低或正常水平;一下子坐在椅子等上 | |
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