Charlie Has the Chicken Pox

Charlie has the chicken pox.
Fiona has the flu.
Colin has a dreadful cold
and Thomas has one too.
Carly's got an awful cough.
Mikayla has the mumps1.
Robert's got a runny nose
and painful reddish bumps.
Lee came down with laryngitis.
Steven's got to sneeze.
Stuart has a stomach ache
from some obscure disease.
Teacher told us just today
her birthday's very near.
Guess what gifts our teacher
can expect from us this year?