At Any Drugstore

时间：2006-09-02 03:20:47

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously1 embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately2 asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.


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1 obviously uIKxo     
adv.显然；明白地
参考例句：
  • Obviously they were putting him to a severe test.显然他们是在给他以严峻的考验。
  • Obviously he was lying.显然他是在撒谎。
2 delicately KuWzv3     
adv.优美地，精致地，微妙地
参考例句：
  • There are highly sensitive and delicately balanced ecosystems in the forest. 森林里有高度敏感、灵敏平衡的各种生态系统。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • She played him -- sometimes delicately, sometimes with a less felicitous touch. 她吊着他 -- 有时温柔地，有时手法就不那么巧妙。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

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