Old But Horny

时间：2007-05-04 06:05:46

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Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement¹ home. One asked, "Do you still ever get horny?"

"Oh, yes!" was the reply.

"What do you do about it?" asked the first.

"I suck on a lifesaver." was the reply.

The first lady sat there for a long while pondering² the answer. Finally she couldn't stand it any longer, and asked,

"Who drives you to the beach?"

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1 retirement
n.退休，退职
参考例句：
She wanted to enjoy her retirement without being beset by financial worries.她想享受退休生活而不必为金钱担忧。 I have to put everything away for my retirement.我必须把一切都积蓄起来以便退休后用。

2 pondering
考虑( ponder的现在分词 )；深思熟虑；沉思；琢磨
参考例句：
The young captain is pondering over a thorny problem. 年轻的上尉正在思考一个棘手的问题。 The young couple are pondering moving their house. 这对年轻夫妇正在考虑把自己的家搬走。