Truck Wreck

时间：2006-09-25 06:48:46

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A gay man was driving his sports car around the corner, when an eighteen-wheeler pulled out of the alley1 and directly in front of his way. The sports car plows2 into the truck and totally demolishes3 the front end of the sports car.

The gay man jumps out of the car, comes tearing around the side of the truck where the truck driver is, and hollers,

"You did that on purpose! You just pulled right out in front of me!"

The truck driver says, "Suck my dick."

Waving his hands, "Don't try to sweet talk me out of it!!! I'm really fucking PISSED here!"


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1 alley Cx2zK     
n.小巷，胡同；小径，小路
参考例句：
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
2 plows 7817048a62a416c01167efbd3f217c22     
n.犁( plow的名词复数 )；犁型铲雪机v.耕( plow的第三人称单数 )；犁耕；费力穿过
参考例句：
  • Alex and Tony were turning awkward hands to plows and hoe handles. 亚历克斯和托尼在犁耙等农活方面都几乎变成新手了。
  • Plows are still pulled by oxen in some countries. 在一些国家犁头仍由牛拖拉。
3 demolishes 67c7f5b0d861e1c78dc3cc532422ab28     
v.摧毁( demolish的第三人称单数 )；推翻；拆毁（尤指大建筑物）；吃光
参考例句：
  • Huge surges cause severe flooding that demolishes buildings, washes out beaches and highways, and drowns people. 巨大的涌浪引起剧烈的泛滥，从而摧毁房屋，冲坏海滩与公路，使人们惨遭灭顶之灾。 来自辞典例句

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