Sneezes

时间：2006-09-25 06:38:41

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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue1 and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals2 are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare3 condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

"Pepper4", she replies.


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1 tissue bJmzs     
n.组织；薄纱，薄纸，手巾纸
参考例句：
  • As we age we lose muscle tissue.肌肉组织会随着我们日趋衰老而萎缩。
  • Athletes have hardly any fatty tissue.运动员几乎没有什么脂肪组织。
2 signals a8420f8bebd6d9578b405b6bbaa813d9     
n.信号( signal的名词复数 )；（无线电或电视所传送的）讯号；标志；（尤指铁路和公路上的）指示灯v.发信号，用信号传达，用信号通讯( signal的第三人称单数 )；发暗号；示意
参考例句：
  • signals transmitted from a satellite 从卫星传送来的信号
  • This metal tower is used to relay television signals to distant villages. 这个金属塔是用于向遥远的村子转播电视讯号的。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 rare lANze     
adj.稀罕的，罕有的，珍贵的，稀薄的，半熟的，非常的；adv.非常
参考例句：
  • It is rare to see a man over 160 years old.很少见到一个人能活到160岁。
  • The zoo has a lot of rare animals in it.这个动物园有许多珍奇的动物。
4 pepper lSCzl     
n.胡椒(粉)；辣椒(粉)
参考例句：
  • He put some pepper in the bowl.他放了一些胡椒粉在碗里。
  • This pepper is really hot.这辣椒真够劲儿。

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